Chrid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Return of Ganondorf]

Genius

A very good idea, very well executed. Executed!! Bwah hah ha haaa!

[Filet Mignon]

Very good indeed

More please, that was excellent, I want to know how to cook ghetto chicken!

[McCain's Sexy Outrage]

Goatse

I don't want to see that dude's gaping asshole yet again. I was enjoying the animation until that guy's ass showed up. You would have got a good score from me if it wasn't for that, but I don't expect you care what I think.

[Dragon ball Z is Dumb.]

ONE MILLION POWER POINTS, HNNNGGGGG!!!!

That was much better than the real thing. Therefore I give you ONE MILLION POWER POINTS!! NO, WAIT A SECOND, TWO MILLION POWER POINTS!!! OH MY GOSH, I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A HUMUNGOUS POWER RATING!!!! HHHNNGGGRRRGRGRRRGGGGG!!!!!!! THREEE MILLION POWER POINTS!!!!!!!!! ETC

[Brolly6-1]

Very promising

This is truly awesome work, but why don't you draw proper characters? Sticks are just so lame, and you've gone to such a lot of trouble with these that they almost aren't sticks any more. You might as well go the whole hog and draw some proper original characters - you are extremely talented and you could do an excellent job. I'd love to see what you can *really* do!

[Private]

Poor microphone technique

Don't breathe on your mike when you're recording voices. Top tips:

1) Hold the mike AWAY from your face.
2) Use a headset mike and position the mike to the side of your mouth away from your breath.
3) Use an old pair of nylons and a coathanger to make a breath screen.

Stooert responds:

The sound was excellent up until i turned it into an SWF file. i dont know what it is, but it just muffles the fuck out of everything :(

[NutNut and the Nut 1]

Excellent.

Very funny, great story. More please!

[Short Film Collection #1]

Wink! Shoot!

Excellent, great little story, superb drawing.

BradleyGayness responds:

hah, such a good review i'd figure came from one of my friends, thanks pal.

[Oh, our human frailty!]

Excellent

I saw my psychiatrist today. He told me you don't exist!

[24: Cut Scene II]

Kilroy

That's a really bad impersonation of Kilroy - you either need a lot more practice, or pick an annoying TV personality who you can impersonate more accurately :)